"If a banker can pester you to open an account, why mind a writer exercising his right to open your mind?"
Many years ago, my following articles and blogs appeared on a social media website called CHOWK (now extinct):
1) Never go to Chaanga Maanga
Tahir Gul Hasan
Sep 20, 2000 interacts: 104 Views: 15284
Chaanga Maanga; what a name!
2) Right Burqa, Wrong Lips
Tahir Gul Hasan--
Oct 21, 2001 interacts: 52 Views: 10995
We watch the stride and the quickness of females to judge their age
3) Look Ma, No Pants!
Tahir Gul Hasan
Dec 12, 2001 interacts: 13 Views: 6607
Any user of a public domain name like Osama Bin Laden is neither a trademark thief nor a patent pickpocket...
4) Halloween
Tahir Gul Hasan
Oct 20, 2002 interacts: 90 Views: 13064
What hope could one have from misled leaders to protect the cultural and religious borders
5) The Yellow Coup
6) Uncle Sam Talking in His Sleep
Tahir Gul Hasan
Mar 28, 2003 interacts: 13 Views: 5425
Assorted pearls of wisdom from the U.S. State Department
7) The Wild Side Of The Mall
Tahir Gul Hasan
Nov 6, 2007 interacts: 18 Views: 5535
They changed the name of The Mall Road of Lahore to Shahra-e-Quaid-e-Azam years ago. I was too young then to object and since old habits never die, I will, with a cynical smile, call the lifeline of Lahore by its old name: The Mall.
8) In Search Of Baby Chips
Tahir Gul Hasan
Dec 21, 2007 interacts: 15 Views: 4311
I switched on the projector inside my head, loaded up a dusty reel from the 1960s, and began: ?Once upon a time there lived a little boy who often visited Lahore's Anarkali bazaar...
9) The Snow Will Melt
Tahir Gul Hasan
Jan 14, 2008 interacts: 76 Views: 14335
"So what happened to that Fokker which crashed in the mountains?" sipping coffee, she (Benazir Bhutto) took the words right out of my mouth. Did Billy and Dabbu speak through her?
10) Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
Tahir Gul Hasan
Apr 17, 2008 interacts: 51 Views: 7838
I am late for the Glasgow-bound flight, and although I do say the usual at the check-in counter, my favourite seat near an over-wing emergency exit is already taken.
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Chowk Blogs
This WORK is now complete. The text or URLs to videos in some blogs might be partially missing due to mistakes during the copy-paste procedures. Please report problems via email.
Many years ago, my following articles and blogs appeared on a social media website called CHOWK (now extinct):
1) Never go to Chaanga Maanga
Tahir Gul Hasan
Sep 20, 2000 interacts: 104 Views: 15284
Chaanga Maanga; what a name!
2) Right Burqa, Wrong Lips
Tahir Gul Hasan--
Oct 21, 2001 interacts: 52 Views: 10995
We watch the stride and the quickness of females to judge their age
3) Look Ma, No Pants!
Tahir Gul Hasan
Dec 12, 2001 interacts: 13 Views: 6607
Any user of a public domain name like Osama Bin Laden is neither a trademark thief nor a patent pickpocket...
4) Halloween
Tahir Gul Hasan
Oct 20, 2002 interacts: 90 Views: 13064
What hope could one have from misled leaders to protect the cultural and religious borders
5) The Yellow Coup
Tahir Gul Hasan
Feb 8, 2003 interacts: 13 Views: 5109
Are we all living in a yellow submarine?
6) Uncle Sam Talking in His Sleep
Tahir Gul Hasan
Mar 28, 2003 interacts: 13 Views: 5425
Assorted pearls of wisdom from the U.S. State Department
7) The Wild Side Of The Mall
Tahir Gul Hasan
Nov 6, 2007 interacts: 18 Views: 5535
They changed the name of The Mall Road of Lahore to Shahra-e-Quaid-e-Azam years ago. I was too young then to object and since old habits never die, I will, with a cynical smile, call the lifeline of Lahore by its old name: The Mall.
8) In Search Of Baby Chips
Dec 21, 2007 interacts: 15 Views: 4311
I switched on the projector inside my head, loaded up a dusty reel from the 1960s, and began: ?Once upon a time there lived a little boy who often visited Lahore's Anarkali bazaar...
Tahir Gul Hasan
Jan 14, 2008 interacts: 76 Views: 14335
"So what happened to that Fokker which crashed in the mountains?" sipping coffee, she (Benazir Bhutto) took the words right out of my mouth. Did Billy and Dabbu speak through her?
10) Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
Tahir Gul Hasan
Apr 17, 2008 interacts: 51 Views: 7838
I am late for the Glasgow-bound flight, and although I do say the usual at the check-in counter, my favourite seat near an over-wing emergency exit is already taken.
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Chowk Blogs
This WORK is now complete. The text or URLs to videos in some blogs might be partially missing due to mistakes during the copy-paste procedures. Please report problems via email.
- Anthrax
- Friends & Foes
- India, A Very Happening Place!
- Go Away Sick Animals
- MQM: What The...?
- PLAYBOY & the Christmas Spirit
- Did You Say 'Rogue Pakistan'?
- Happy Christmas
- Have a Happy New 1430
- Hitler Enjoyed Coca Cola!
- Did You Know?
- You Surf You Die!
- A Slap On The Face Of...
- Joe, Pro-Pakistan?
- Miliband Regrets War On Terror
- The Tree of Life Eternal
- 10 Years Old Brides
- Jayshree Gupta in Taliban-Land?
- A Bad Day For Science
- Ban ChowQed
- Islam Film: Dutch MP To Be Charged
- Bashers Of Their Own Heads
- Hard Rock
- Iran Seeks Obama Apology
- Fatwa, Ganesh-Puja and Salman Khan
- Why Are They Called Cell-Phones?
- Dear Yours Truly
- Shoes For The 'Chosen One'
- All About The Wicked Paedophile
- A Tribute To MKG
- Afghanistan's Plains
- Godless Zionists
- Zamzam Facts
- Sir Come Sized
- Krishna and Hitler
- Stand Up And Be Counted
- Maxime Who?
- Who is a Kafir?
- Namaste Nemesis
- The Power of a Cartoon
- One For Saima
- Wo-men In Temples
- Nude Worship Ban
- And You Were Saying?
- A Letter To The Dying
- Picnic At Khajuraho
- Gloria's Futile Attempt On My Life
- Give Others Space Too
- Let My People Go
- Paulian Twist
- Dead Poets
- Del-Quin-Del-Quin......
- Leenah Doesn't Know
- Let Me See Your Superiors
- Deep-Thinking Buffalos
- The Poor LakaR-hara
- Who Is The Stranger?
- Answering Mrs. Minhas
- Are You Headed For The U.A.E.?
- Chowq Loves Stuffing
- This Is Just To...
- Has It Hit All The Fans?
- Reema Lamba
- Regarding REGARDS
- A Mango-Crate Bound For London
- Hangman Wanted
- Pak Fouz
- Married To Afshan
- The Ordeal Of John Suitcase
- Don't Be Fooled
- Ask Questions Instead
- 8 Sickening Videos
- Chowq Stuffed-1
- Chowq Has A 69 Figure
- Chowq Stuffed-2
- Chowq Stuffed-3 (meet THE boss)
- Chowq Stuffed-4 (the visit)
- Today Times-1
- Munnu, Chunnu, Guddu, Puppu
- What's going on in Lahore?
- Dawa's Bad Medicine
- Jugni In Punjab
- Lahore Blast Video Footage
- If I'm separated from you...
- What came to your mind, O Creator of the world?
- Let Both Of Us Become Strangers Once Again
- My Eyes Became Tearful As I Thought Of You today (baby, baby..)
- Wherever The Mrikans Go....
- Since You've Addressed Me Politely
- Dr. So Hail
- Another useless speech
- What Do The Beards Say Now?
- Unwearable BRA Vs Explosive Jackets
- Meet The New 'C'
- Three Cheers For Bhabi, Hip Hip Hurray!
- Good And Willing
- Old Dog's New Tricks [�?]
- Advanced English
- With Friends Like These......
- Let The Flowers Touch Your Feet (baby, baby, baby!)
- What You've Promised Me (O mother of the 13 royal ones)
- That Thing Which Is In You (ooh...babe...)
- Feeling Helpless, She May Have Chosen To Forget Me
- Is That Not Him?
- Yes, You Are A Skeptical Muslim!
- American WET Dreams
- My Foe, May You Thirst For My (pen-prick)Friendship
- (Hey Babe) The (French) Letters That I Wrote To You!
- It Doesn’t Matter If You Don’t Play (doc-doc) With Me!
- Spiritual Quicksand Of The Traditions
- That Love-Gum Of Yours Was Just An X-cuse
- From Your (Moulin Rouge) World
- I'm Paula Abdul's Lyricst
- I Swear Upon The Shame(ful) Gum...
- Miss Mari-Bosa Made Me Do It
- The Poppy Scorpion’s (singer) Mounted Me!
- Come Here To My Hot Zoo!
- Everybody's Talkin'
- The Job Of The Broken (porcelain) Dil(do)
- Can’t You Hug Her?
- Verdict From The Hi(there) Court Of Hau-Ha
- This Is Not A ChooRhi(sweeperess)...
- Our Gore-Mints...
- Solar Eclipse & The Moon
- The Nightingale and the Rose
- The Selfish Giant
- The Happy Prince
- The Devoted Friend
- Unflinching Mama’s Drama For Improved Manners
- The Remarkable Rocket
- Rafi: A Heavenly Voice
- Face(less) Book
- Thanks To You All
- Eena, Meena, Deeka
- 50 Ways To Leave Your (B)luffer
- San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Flowers In Your Hair)
- By The Time I Get To Jehlum (err...Phoenix)
- Lethal Leg-Massage (The Mehsud Way)
- Building More Buildings
- Female Farmers And 'That' Man
- State of the Onion Address
- State of the Potato Address
- They Deserve To Be Shot With A G10
- ‘O Haman! Build Me A Lofty Tower’
- From Arabia With Love
- Of Bloody Emails And Letters
- I Earn Abundantly But The Earnings Go Under
- Of Raids And Rapes
- My right to DELETE
- 100 Hindus In A Madrassa
- Deathly Silence
- Student Throws Shoe At IMF Chief
- What Did Kabir Say?
- What Weakness, What Desperation?
- Six Miles Above Mother Earth
- BSF Women To Guard Indo-Pak Border!
- Islam IS For All, Forever
- Poor Christians In Incredible India
- The British Crown Wants My Family Jewels
- The Most Dangerous Man On Chowq
- Let The People Decide
- Shahbaz In Showbiz
- Off-path PSYCHOpath
- A Malaysian Guide For Unhappily Married Couples
- With Trojans Like THESE, Who Needs Real Horses?
- Wake Up Americans!
- Captain Hoh Decided To Go
- Masadi MIA
- Sugar Sugar!
- Frosty Moons / Rainbows In The Night
- I Could Eat Them RAW
- The Hunt for 2 Million Red Condoms
- Wearing Used Condoms With Style
- Iqbal Was Definitely Anti-Q
- Your Own Fat In Cosmetics?
- O Hidden One (Under My Bed), Appear Before Me!
- Happy Eid al-Azha
- Militancy Is Good For Kashmiri Wildlife Population
- German Military Chief Hates The Dirty Job
- Are All Germans Nazis?
- Globalization and Homeland Security
- A New Sport Called 'BanChowqing'
- Throwing Babies Off Buildings?
- Of Drone Pimps and Prostitutes
- Matric-Fail Barry’s Sister
- U.S. Military in Japan
- Who Are Z-Men Who Control Zee Media?
- Al-CIAda Blows Off Student's Jaw
- Pricks and Boots
- The Impious Planners Vs The Best Planner
- Happy 1431
- Work Sets You Free (at Auschwitz)
- Christmas and New Year Wishes
- Mr Jinnah’s Soul
- Shania “Shunno” Twain: The Perfect Face!
- Shall I Kill Thee Or What?
- From Behind Your (fake) Eyelashes
- Once In A Blue Moon
- Allah is ONE: A1
- Would-be Suicide Bomber
- Triple-decker ‘Agent Doctor’ Club Sandwich
- U.S. Suspects and the CERN Physicist
- Dirty American Hippies Love Lahore
- Was The Messenger Illiterate?
- What Naturally Flows
- Will The Real Leader Please Stand Up?
- Auntie's Anti-Penile PENAL Code
- Rock n' Rollin' Sufi Wanna-be
- A Warning To Pakistani Parents
- 170 Million People Do Count
- Woman Faces Sex For Noisy Jail
- Picasso Trips Onto A Woman
- Pakistani Passports, British Intelligence And Al-CIAda
- The Pseudo Science Of Global Warming
- Chowk Insults The Prophet
- Chowk: This Site is Restricted
- Sitting All Day
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