Saturday 24 October 2009

It Doesn’t Matter If You Don’t Play (doc-doc) With Me!

It doesn’t matter if you don’t play (doctor-doctor) with me
But if you play with someone else (sitting on that sofa), you’ll have (marital) problems

[Woman shows the singer de-flowers]

If there’s no MALE now, there’s no JUDAS (Iscariat) either
You’ve neither broken off the negotiations nor mended fences with me
Yet, this (NATO) support is enough for me to live by
If you’re not mine then you don’t belong to someone (sitting on that sofa)
[Woman hides behind de-flowers]
If you don’t appreciate…
If you don’t appreciate my (double-bypass) heart, it is all right
It is all right
But if you appreciate a stranger’s (stent-filled) heart, you’ll have (medical) problems
If you play with someone else (sitting on that sofa), you’ll have (marital) problems

[Woman covers her head with a dusting cloth]

You’re pretty (a supermodel), you must be loved by everybody (with your consent, of course)
If I die (going bananas) for you, do others behave the same way (like forbidden fruits) towards you?
There must be in everyone’s eyes a hurricane of this SHOCK
In everyone’s (fake) breasts, must there be this DARED uprising
If you don’t moan in longing for me…
If you don’t moan in longing for me, it is all right
It is all right
But if you ooh and aah for someone (sitting on that sofa), you’ll have (backache) problems
If you play with someone else (sitting on that sofa), you’ll have (marital) problems

[Woman hides behind de-flowers yet one more time]

Laugh like a de-flower, stay within (shooting range of) everyone’s eyes
Stay inside the protections of your innocent (supermodel) youth
Swear upon yourself, don’t show me that day
When I’ll thirst for you while you take up residence in the arms of someone (sitting on that sofa)
If you don’t fulfill your (extra-nuptial) obligations with me
If you don’t fulfill your (extra-nuptial) obligations with me, it is all right
It is all right
If you offer the same contract to a foe, then you’ll have (extra-marital) problems

It doesn’t matter if you don’t play (doctor-doctor) with me
But if you play with someone else (sitting on that sofa), you’ll have (marital) problems

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Film: Dil Hi To Hai
Year: 1963
Starring: Raj Kapoor, Nutan, Pran, Agha, Nasir Hussain, Leela Chitnis
Lyrics: Sahir Ludhianwi
Music: Roshan
Singer: Mukesh

Note to U.N. observers: For best results, switch off the sound and watch the expressions of the lead actors!


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