Wednesday, 16 December 2009

The Impious Planners Vs The Best Planner

The Green Cardigans (those who prostrate before the Green Card instead of God) never admit to the wrong their government is unleashing upon the entire world.

Please see these videos to understand their aggressive policies designed to ruin humanity. God’s Way promises peace and prosperity, the devil brings insecurity and unhappiness.

Wolfowitz dark speech: They allowed Pearl Harbour to happen; they planned 911 as well!


And Dick Cheney says, ‘So?”

Saturday, 12 December 2009

Pricks and Boots

One Prick And It Is Done:

Court documents detailed how the man, 35, twice pricked his 33-year-old wife with a sewing needle laced with his infected blood. It is believed, the man wanted to give her the disease so she would start having sex with him again, New Zealand's Sunday Star-Times said.

The husband discovered he was HIV-positive, whereas his wife and children were not during health checks imposed on them when the family arrived in New Zealand in 2004.

The woman had said she wanted to maintain the relationship for the sake of the children but refused to have sex with him for fear of contracting the disease.

In the documents, the wife described how, in May 2008, she found a sting-like mark on her left thigh and two days later awoke to a stinging feeling in her leg.

She said, "I got up and I flicked the blankets. I looked at my husband and he was wide awake."

The wife asked him if he had pricked her and he said, 'No'. But she later found evidence of ‘blood sprinkles’ on their duvet, which she said her husband tried to hide from her.

During a routine check-up four months later, doctors revealed she was HIV-positive. The woman confronted her husband, who admitted dipping a needle in his blood and pricking her with it.

"All he said was he was sorry. He said, 'I used needles on you because I wanted you to be the same as me so that you can live with me and you won't leave me'," she said.

The husband has admitted wilfully infecting his wife with HIV-positive and faces up to 14 years in jail when he is sentenced at Auckland High Court next year.

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American Man Locks Sons In A Car Boot:

In the East, we love our children a great deal and would never do what an American man has done to his own children. He appeared in court in the U.S. state of Massachusetts and was accused of locking his two sons in the boot of his car while he visited a sailing shop.

Fall River police say that Michael Monahan left the children alone in the Pontiac Trans Am for several minutes. He told investigators the children, aged three and six, enjoyed ‘playing’ in there, court records show.

He has pleaded not guilty to two counts of assault and reckless endangerment of a child and was released on bail.

The children are now in the custody of their mother. The boys were spotted in the boot by a man who works in the sailing shop. He later called the police who tracked down the family.

Mr Monahan's lawyer told the Fall River District Court judge that the 35-year-old loved his children. Referring to his client, his lawyer said, "He's extremely distraught about this, your honour." Mr Monahan is due to reappear in court on 19 January.

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Al-CIAda Blows Off Student's Jaw

The wonders that the mysterious Al-CIAda is able to perform, never ceases to amaze us. OBL is now suspected of sending his shalwar-qameez clad turbaned agents to Russian with great love.

What the authorities found in the northern Ukrainian city of Konotop was a 25-year man’s disfigured remains at his parent's home. The young man, who studied at Kiev Polytechnic Institute, was working at a computer late on Saturday when the alleged explosion happened.

"A loud pop was heard from the student's room," the Ukranews website said, citing an aide to the city's police chief. "When his relatives entered the room, they saw that the lower part of the young man's face had been blown off."

A forensic examination revealed that the chewing gum he chewed on was covered with an unidentified chemical substance, thought to be some type of explosive material. One could speculate that the material was the infamous plastic explosive called C4 being used so abundantly in Pakistan.

The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said. Again, how the shalwar-qameez clad agents were able to brainwash the man into using the explosive material is not our concern; Al-CIAda is doing everything, including warming our globe.

Officers found both citric acid packets and a similar-looking unidentified substance, believed to be some kind of explosive material, on a table near the body. Investigators suspect that the student simply confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth. Forensic experts were to travel from Kiev to investigate the substance, as local authorities feared it might explode if transported.

Now, that kind of confusion confuses us all, does it not? I personally think OBL is somewhere in east Europe, possibly heading for its western part for Christmas.

A Merry Christmas to all.

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Who Are Z-Men Who Control Zee Media?

I will say zees again: Chowq is controlled by Z-men (and Q-men) from planet Earth. But who are zay? Watch zee video.



Israel wants US to fight Iran with Twitter:

Never at a loss for words, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Monday told the USA to use Twitter and other social networking sites (Chowq?) to fight against the leadership of archenemy Iran.

“Iran prevents people from freely accessing the Internet,” a senior official quoted him telling parliament’s foreign affairs and defence committee.

Please bear in mind, Netanyahu and New York’s very own, Rudolph ‘Rudy’ W. Giuliani (‘911 exercise’ fame) were both in London when 7/7 (another planned exercise) just happened. Aww ma gawd!

“Using the Internet and Twitter against the Iranian regime is something extraordinary that the United States can do,” he said. Twitter was a favourite media for Iranian demonstrators who had joined opposition protests against the June re-election of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, claiming the vote was fraudulent.

On Monday, protesters gathered in Iran to mark the annual Students Day, with many chanting anti-Ahmadinejad slogans—naturally, they were paid to do just that. Ahead of Monday’s events, the Iranian authorities cut Internet connections and blocked access to several opposition websites—something that the West need not cry about because how Islamic Iran runs itself is Iran’s business.

To pay back the Iranian leadership in the same coin, Israel considers Iran its top enemy. Repeated statements by Ahmadinejad drive the points home that the ‘Jewish state is doomed to be wiped off the map’ and that ‘questioning the scale of the Holocaust’ is not abnormal behaviour.

Israel is widely considered the Middle East’s sole but undeclared nuclear power and it, along with the West suspects Iran of trying to develop atomic weapons under the guise of a civilian nuclear programme. Now, what about the Western atomic kittens selling the same WMD technology to its Christian allies? What is wrong of the Muslims wish to achieve a balance? Of course, what is wrong cannot be discussed here.

I think Yahweh gave Israel the right to obtain everything covertly, and since Allah has clearly spelled it out in:

Qur’an (3:28) LET NOT the believers take those who deny the truth for their allies in preference to the believers (Cf.19) - since he who does this cuts himself off from God in everything - unless it be to protect yourselves against them in this way. (Cf.20) But God warns you to beware of Him: for with God is all journeys' end.

Cf. 19: I.e., in cases where the interests of those "deniers of the truth" clash with the interests of believers (Manar 111, 278). Regarding the deeper implications of the term "allies" (awliya').

Cf. 20: Lit., "unless you fear from them something that is to be feared". Zamakhshari explains this phrase as meaning, "unless you have reason to fear that they might do something which ought to be guarded against" - obviously referring to situations in which "those who deny the truth" are more powerful than the Muslims, and are therefore in a position to damage the latter unless they become their "allies" in a political or moral sense.

In addition, in ...

(4:139) As for those who take the deniers of the truth for their allies in preference to the believers - do they hope to be honoured by them when, behold, all honour belongs to God [alone]? Cf.154

Cf.154: However, the term "allies" (awliya, sing. wali) does not indicate, in this context, merely political alliances. More than anything else, it obviously alludes to a "moral alliance" with the deniers of the truth: that is to say, to an adoption of their way of life in preference to the way of life of the believers, in the hope of being "honoured", or accepted as equals, by the former. Since an imitation of the way of life of confirmed unbelievers must obviously conflict with the moral principles demanded by true faith, it unavoidably leads to a gradual abandonment of those principles.

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

U.S. Military in Japan

Four American teenagers, all children of U.S. military personnel, have been arrested on charges of attempted murder after a woman was knocked off her motorbike with rope strung across two poles, Japanese police said.

An 18-year-old man, a 17-year-old girl and two 15-year-old boys were taken into custody on Saturday, the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department said.

They are accused of causing a severe head injury to a 23-year-old restaurant employee by stringing a rope between poles across a road.

U.S. Forces Japan was informed of the August incident in late October, a public information officer said. There was no clear explanation for the delay in the handover of the suspects to police, other than it involved rules between Washington and Tokyo covering U.S. forces and their dependents in Japan.

The U.S. military presence and impact on Japanese residents have been a thorny issue over the years.

In 2008, a 14-year-old Okinawa girl alleged a U.S. Marine raped her. The prosecutor released the Marine after the girl decided not to pursue charges.

In addition, in 1995, three servicemen gang-raped a 12-year-old girl and were found guilty by a Japanese court.
More recently, Okinawa residents have protested, citing crime and noise as nuisances.

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My comments:

The U.S. Army men are merely having a nice time in Okinawa—the kind of fun they had when they dropped two atomic bombs on yellow Buddhist Japanese. What is obvious why they did not drop the atomic ‘Little Boy’ and ‘Fat Man’ on white Christian Hitler.

Wherever the U.S. Army goes, destruction and instability follows. Okinawa residents are sick and tired of U.S. troops violating their land and its cultural values. Repeatedly, the residents have tried explaining to the foreign troops that Okinawa is neither Disneyland nor Las Vegas.

The Pharaoh’s army will never listen; one fine morning, it will drown in the Nile of Time.

Monday, 7 December 2009

Matric-Fail Barry’s Sister

Matric-fail Barry’s Sister AKC:

Your comment on Mr Chauhan’s blog (http://www.chowk.com/ilogs/75276/40200) is truly appalling. Here is the evidence:

Posted by barristerakc on Sunday December 6, 2009 09:43 pm
LOL, smells like tahir or vanguard. It's better to ignore such fools, Salim Bhai.

You are as spineless as Tafa, the London telephone man. How dare you suggest it is I sending personal messages to Mr Chauhan? Do not mix me up with the MI-6 chief, your true puppet-master, whose face you never get to see.

Barry’s Sister AKC, you ought to know me better—but then not knowing me is good for your own health. Earlier, you sent me Eid greetings, addressing me as 'bhai'. I told you earlier that 'bhais' are gangsters; I am not one but your leader is. He will get you all killed in the name of the ‘lacchay-daar’ camp language and the 'poodina' gardens that you left (did you really?) back in India.

Behave yourself and settle your score with me without laughing aloud. Remember, I recently got the last laugh at my so-called fans and opponents.

Lovingly yours

Tahir

Sunday, 6 December 2009

Of Drone Pimps and Prostitutes

Pakistan cannot oppose US drone strikes in Balochistan as Washington can do “whatever it pleases” because it is “paying money” to the country, Balochistan Governor Zulfiqar Magsi said on Saturday.

Talking to reporters after chairing a seminar at a local hotel, Magsi said Pakistan did not have an option in the matter. “You cannot oppose someone who pays you money. The US is paying money to Pakistan. How can we oppose it? It will do whatever it pleases,” the governor said.

May I ask Mr Magsi, why we cannot oppose the continued destruction of this lovely country, why we cannot say no to sacks of American currency and arms being flown in unchecked, why the sold-out rulers insist on selling us all repeatedly to the same broker of human flesh?

First, we need to say no to foreign aid. This means tightening the belts of our rulers, and not those of the crushed masses. Worthless turncoats occupy our equally worthless provincial assemblies and parliaments; it is they who need to be banished from this country, this move alone could save us billions.

Second, we need to get our act together to form regional power blocks while maintaining only diplomatic relations with those who are not aligned with our national interests—provided we first define what our national interests are. We need good relations with our wall-to-wall neighbours; we do not need a rascal government sitting across the Atlantic implementing the plan of our destruction.

Third, we must oppose the great Allied deception at every level, no matter what the consequences. The masses are not afraid, although they are inundated with wrong utility bills, excessive taxes and shortage of grocery items. All this is a deliberate plan so that the citizens find neither time nor energy to resist those who have borrowed money nationally and internationally at exhorbitant interest rates. It is the rulers who are afraid, not the masses. And it is the defeated rulers who will garland the American troops when they march in to take over large pieces of our land—may that day never come. For now, the people too are busy preparing a garland; a garland of old shoes for those who dream of bloodshed and destruction.

Will we, as Muslims, provide the same excuses to ourselves if the world’s greatest aggressor, America, decides to pays our men money to dance naked in the streets?—an extreme example under such extreme conditions. The time is ripe for us to pray for the destruction of the Pharaoh of our times and decide, finally, that we are not a bottle of peanut butter on an American superstore’s shelf.

Those who have ample experience in the feild of horizontal entertainment say that even prostitutes have principles. The question is, can a nation learn from the aberration of its own society?

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There have been “discussions in Congress, and a lot of different places, to expand the area” of drone attacks, the House Armed Services Subcommittee on Terrorism chairman said on Saturday. Adam Smith said he would not provide details, but a US government official said discussions were underway to expand those attacks into Balochistan.

Other officials spoke on condition of anonymity because the drone programme is classified and decisions on the programme are not yet final. The officials said the stepped-up moves against the Taliban networks could extend the air strikes further south, beyond the current target areas in Waziristan and into Balochistan.

US special operations forces are also developing plans to expand their training of Pakistan’s paramilitary Frontier Corps operating in Balochistan.

Please note carefully the plans of taking this American war on error down south into other parts of Pakistan and that of involving our Army to butcher those it has sworn to protect.

Saturday, 5 December 2009

Throwing Babies Off Buildings?

I am so happy the Indusian authorities have decided to ban the baby-tossing festival of Bangalore.

This ancient ritual requires babies to be tossed from the top of a nine-metre temple; something we would never do to Pakistani children.

Every first week of December in a rural district in the state of Karnataka, villagers drop babies from the top of a Hindu temple onto a blanket held by a crowd below, amid dancing and singing.

Thousands of people assembled on Wednesday at the temple near Indi in the district of Bijapur to witness the event, which is said to confer good health and a long life on the baby and bring prosperity to the family. But the centuries-old tradition has fallen foul of local authorities.

“As I am new to the district, I did not know about the unusual ritual, which is inhuman and terrifying for babies,” Bijapur deputy commissioner R Shantharaj told AFP by phone from the district, 600 kilometres from state capital Bangalore.

“I intend to prevent the people from indulging in such acts next time.”

Good work DC sahib! I hope the west does not ape the east in using their skyscrappers for the sake increasing life-spans and health of their newborns.

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

A New Sport Called 'BanChowqing'

BanChowqing does not mean 'being banned' at Chowq for any apparent reason; it is a dangerous new sport introduced at this yubb-site by the talented Chowq Stuffed. There is only one team in this game; it plays against itself—I am sure you grownups know what, those who play with themselves, are called.

This lonely team comprises of only three persons; remember that three is not a crowd in some activities. One person is the goalkeeper; the other is a hired hand who merely generates the required number of clicks each month, while the third person is a referee. It is all in the family, you see.

When the ball(s) hit the goalpost, the team members shout in unison: BanChowqed! In addition, when the ‘fixed’ match ends, one member presents the silver cup to the second one, while the third one claps happily. This kind of clapping is unique and is well suited to the dangerous new sport called BanChowqing: they just slap themselves over their own faces and imagine it is public applause.

Happy BanChowqing!

Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Globalization and Homeland Security

You may stop scratching your heads to find the true meaning of the Globalization. Someone sent me the following definition:

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess Diana's death

Question:
How so?

Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzis, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... .

That, my friends, is Globalization.

PS: This message has been brough to you—ta da—by the Chinese!

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The department of Homeland Security too has been re-defined!

It is said that 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator for protection.

That was the beginning of the Secret Service.

Since then, the Federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". These 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across the backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S."

The FATASS's are supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section.

You will enjoy figuring out the acronym for this particular agency in your spare time!

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Are All Germans Nazis?

YoursTruly:

Now, I will not repremand you for always reading my views like a spectator: I know you, silence suits you well.

The police (formerly 'east' German police) are brutal everywhere. Do you remember the Rodney King incident that took place in USA?

The Muhammad cartoon issue also hit Chowq but where was your voice and your anger? It is futile chasing after every abuser with a knife but expressing your disgust does send a clear message to the enemies of Islam who have nothing except vulgar things to say about Prophet Muhammad (peace on him). This website serves the same nefarious purpose, all in the name of freedom of expression; while I get banned for taking the abusers to task, the abusive perverts are given positions of influence here.

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Posted by Urstruly on Saturday November 28, 2009 03:19 pm (at http://www.chowk.com/ilogs/75114/30139)

“I really doubt that. First these Nazis killed Amir Cheema Shaheed in custody when he protested against the cartoons from Danish cartoonists that German government published in its newspapers.”

There are always two sides to a story. While the Germans are responsible for their sins, we too must exercise restrain while countering western media's bias.

Please read this now: http://lahore.metblogs.com/2006/05/17/who-was-aamir-cheema/

Who was Aamir Cheema? A Hero, A Shaheed or an Unfortunate Misguided Soul?

Aamir Cheema was a student in Germany. Apparently, he went to assassinate the editor of Die Welt newspaper for publishing the infamous cartoons. Security arrested him in the lobby of the building and he was allegedly carrying a knife and told the police that he was going to kill the editor. He was arrested by the police but later, according to the German authorities, he committed suicide while in prison. According to German authorities, an autopsy was performed in the presence of two Pakistani FIA officials. The autopsy showed that there were no marks indicating physical violence.

Read: Herald Tribune [This is a biased report from International Herald Tribune!!]

Did he attack, or did he only intend to attack? Or did he tell that to the security guards in the lobby, which means that he was really pissed off (that is, temporarily insane). Either way, he was not a murderer or an assassin, or a terrorist for that matter. He was just a very pissed off and stressed out young man. Now why would he commit suicide? This is again not clear. Did the Pakistani Ambassador to Germany meet this kid in the prison? Forget the Ambassador, did anyone from the Pakistani Embassy go and talk to him while he was in custody? Was an attorney for his defense arranged? Was the Pakistani Embassy notified by the German police?

I assure you that the two FIA officials that they deputed to watch over the autopsy were also equally incompetent. The government should have sent the top coroner or a professor of Forensic Medicine from KEMC, instead of these two morons from FIA. This just goes to show that our top officials have their heads so far down up their behinds that they cannot think or see straight. These morons got a free trip to Germany to buy stuff for their wives and children from TA/DA.

Please tell me how could an idiot a moron from FIA [like a blind and a deaf] can tell by “observing” an autopsy being performed by German authorities if there was any foul-play? Are they experts in Forensic Medicine? Did they make sure that the body was sealed after the suicide was discovered? How did they confirm that there was no tampering by the German police and other officials? Are we going to take the Germans for their word on it? Should we take their word for it under the circumstances? Why was an expert in Forensics not sent on the trip?

There are so many questions but no answers. Only a lot of horse-sh*t is being dolled out by the most incompetent people on the planet – GOP

The problem is that they should have taken over the body and conducted autopsy not just looking for signs of physical violence on the skin, but also the detailed analysis of the other organs to see if he was asphyxiated or traumatized in any other way. Nothing about this case makes sense.

Unfortunately, we have very incompetent people in the top echelons of the GOP. And the tragedy is that these people are oblivious of their responsibilities to the nation. And if you dare remind them, they would shamelessly disagree and blame someone else.

I am not saying that Aamir was murdered, but I am saying that again we screwed up in the way he handled the whole affair. I think the main issue is how his case was mishandled by the Pakistani Consulate and the Embassy, and afterwards by the Government.

There is always a test of goodness: Would the situation have been different if it was son of the Pakistani Ambassador to Germany?

Also, a few questions that all Pakistanis should ask themselves: What is wrong with our youth and what are we teaching them? What kind of stupid brain-washing drove this young man to pull an extremely stupid stunt like this? What is this nation and its younger generation coming to? Have we forgotten the basic teachings of the Prophet (PBUH)? Is he really a hero and “shaheed” or a very unfortunate and extremely misguided soul?

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“Only two months ago they dragged a Muslim woman into the courts for wearing hijab and then killed this 7 month pregnant Muslim woman right in front of the judge and shot her husband who came forward to protect her. Only last week these nazis dragged a muslim woman through streets kicking and punching her - her crime, she was wearing a hijab.”

All German are NOT Nazis; you must be Jewish treasure-hunter to claim that.

Marwa el-Shirbini, 31, was stabbed 18 times by a German man of ‘Russian’ descent as she was about to give evidence against him in an appeal case in Dresden. The man had earlier been fined 750 euros (1,050 dollars) for insulting El-Shirbini at a playground in 2008. She filed charges after he called her a ‘terrorist,’ apparently because she was wearing a headscarf. The 28-year-old attacker, whom they described as ‘a fanatical racist’, was overpowered and investiged for manslaughter. We do not know what happened to him.

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“These animals [Germans] are capable of doing anything to weak and vulnerable. Ever heard what they did to the Jews?”

Animals exist everywhere. The Jewish elites sold off the lower lot to a fascist dicatator, and went on to claim billions of Dollars worth of war reparations and to become art collectors and media tycoons. It is always the lower end that is considered ‘expendable’ by the elites. Note how the usurious money-lending minions of Iblees have financed every bloody revolution and useless war to offer blood sacrifices.

The religion preached by Abraham (peace on him) is not the problem, the Jewish usurious exploitation of so many European countries is the problem; Zionism is the problem.

What would the world say if the Germans, through propaganda movies, portrayed for the next sixty years, the Jewish elites for what they really are? Are not other nations justified in exposing Zionism, are Mahatir Muhammad or Ahmedinejad lying through their teeth? Why is it a crime in many European countries to deny the holocaust, which, over the years, has turned into an exclusive Jewish extermination programme created by Hitler? Why do they not raise their voices against the Communists who murdered 100 million in the name of a godless ideology?

I have said what I wanted to say—your turn now.

Saturday, 28 November 2009

German Minister Quits Over Afghan Strike

We have wonderful news but first read my older blogs to get an idea of the background to the current story:

1) Captain Hoh Decided To Go (http://www.chowk.com/ilogs/p/74368/30139)

2) German Military Chief Hates The Dirty Job (http://www.chowk.com/ilogs/75094/3013)

Germany’s former defence minister Franz Josef Jung quit the cabinet on Friday over a deadly bombing in Afghanistan, the day after claims of a cover-up took the scalp of the country’s top general.

Jung resigned as labour minister shortly after refusing to quit as pressure mounted over the bombing of two oil tanker Lorries in the northern province of Kunduz in which dozens of civilians are believed to have died. “After consideration ... I told Chancellor Merkel this morning that I was handing in my position as Federal Labour Minister,” Jung told reporters in Berlin.

My comments:

Bit by bit the American aggression will wither away, it will crumble and fall like the Roman Empire did, and it will come down like the Berlin Wall. While the mad scientists of the world try to sell to the world the pseudo-scientific theory of Global Warming, the American forces are busy with its partners in crime securing oil and opium resource to feed its oil-hungry and dope-consuming public. This cannot last forever; Pharaoh’s army will drown in a river of shame if not in the Nile.

The Germans are not what the wicked Hollywood portrays them as; they are a proud industrious people. The Europeans are fed up with America’s GWOT (global war of error, actually) but the flow of promises and cash Dollars manages to tilt the balance in favour of wickedness. One useless war after another, one occupation after another; is this how freedom and democracy will emancipate the enslaved?
But the patient and the oppressed will not suffer forever. No matter what the Satanists and the Communists (accursed people of the Left) claim, God’s Will eventually prevails.

(3:54) And the unbelievers schemed; but God brought their scheming to nought: for God is above all schemers.

(8:30) AND how those who were bent on denying the truth were scheming against thee, in order to restrain thee [from preaching], or to slay thee, or to drive thee away: thus have they [always] schemed: but God brought their scheming to nought - for God is above all schemers.