You may stop scratching your heads to find the true meaning of the Globalization. Someone sent me the following definition:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death
Question:
How so?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzis, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... .
That, my friends, is Globalization.
PS: This message has been brough to you—ta da—by the Chinese!
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The department of Homeland Security too has been re-defined!
It is said that 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator for protection.
That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
Since then, the Federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". These 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across the backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S."
The FATASS's are supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section.
You will enjoy figuring out the acronym for this particular agency in your spare time!
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death
Question:
How so?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzis, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... .
That, my friends, is Globalization.
PS: This message has been brough to you—ta da—by the Chinese!
*******
The department of Homeland Security too has been re-defined!
It is said that 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator for protection.
That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
Since then, the Federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". These 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across the backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S."
The FATASS's are supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section.
You will enjoy figuring out the acronym for this particular agency in your spare time!
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