A: army, aid, American (interests, ambassador), Ayub (Khan, the military DICK-tator)
B: boot, bomb, barbed-(wire), beheading, budget
C: collateral (damage), C-in-C, CIA, court, chief(-justice), cartoons (of Prophet Muhammad)
D: drone, Defence (Housing Authority), debt, Dollar, DICK-tator
E: emergency, explosive, economic (sanctions)
F: FBI, fauj, flag-burning, flood, fundamentalist, flour (shortage)
G: Guantenamo (Bay), global (war of error or G-WOE), general, Green-(Card)
H: headquarter, hand grenade, halwa, hides (of sacrificial animals)
I: intelligence, ISI, Islamist, insurgent, IED (improvised explosive device), IMF, inflation
J: jacket (for suicide bombers), journalist, judge, Jew,
K: Kargil, KHAD, KGB
L: load-shedding, letter-bomb, lawyer, lota
M: medal, militant, miswaak, Muslim League (A,N and F), MOSSAD
N: nuclear, no-fly (zone), 9/11
O: Osama (bin Laden), operation
P: Plotocracy (diplomacy through plot allotments to cronies), Pentagon (pants-are-gone)
Q: (al)-Qaeda, Qur'an
R: RAW, rocket-launcher, regime-(change)
S: suicide-(jacket), Siachin, sugar (shortage), stoning (to death), Shariah law, security situation
T: Taliban, torture, terrorist, tax
U: USA, U.N.O, ultra-orthodox, underworld
V: visa (American), veto, veteran (of American crimes against humanity)
W: Washington, Waziristan, WMD, World (Bank), water-boarding
X: X-Ray (camp at Guantanamo Bay)
Y: Yankee
Z: Zionism, Zia-ul-Haq (the military DICK-tator)
Feel free to add more words to this glorious achievement!
ReplyDeleteLoved this Taahir... especially 'pants are gone', a sad and bitter reflection of the world we live in, and a true mirror of times to come... am lucky to have this blog to delve into when my eyes are far too clouded by rosy tints. Excellent read.
ReplyDeleteSamragi
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sam! Nothing like a reality check!
ReplyDeleteStay tuned, Rosy Tints.
Thanks for resting here for a laugh...!
what rozy tits u be talkin bout sir jeee . .?
ReplyDeletei aslo laaf too much reedin new ulfabet u make here ... ufff. ...haha'a .. .
Thats Hilarious. I Enjoyed reading it. Shukar hay smajh mein aagya otherwise I have not enough wisdom to go through heavy words.
ReplyDeleteAll the best always!!!
Aukha, you clown, at least read the interactor's ENGLISH before you start tripping all over Shakespeare's grave. You will be watched closely...
ReplyDeleteHey Tayyaba! Long time no see! Where have you been. Anyway, its nice to see you HERE laughing away.
ReplyDeleteAnd why haven't you read the previous blog and acted upon the advice?
Nice one TGH, remindes me of NFPs writing on TV couple of years back.
ReplyDeleteBeen a while I know, many reasons for being out of site, trying to get back to normality though :)
cheers.
Bilal
Billy Boy, what a nice sir-prize, what's your existence like these days?
ReplyDeleteI'm doing very well, tumhari dua say!
Yara, Pakland ao tay mulaqaat shareef karo na! :)
well my existance took me to places but looks like I will be here for a while now, i.e agar kabhi jahazon ka rukh sydney ki taraf howa to "jee ayan nuu" :)
ReplyDeleteVery Interesting Tahir..funny as well as Sarcastic...
ReplyDeleteBilly, Dubai mein to mulaqaat kee nahi, abb Ass-tralia mein kahan? Anyway, thanks for your offer. :)
ReplyDeleteMeena jee, thanks! Ae tuhaday jae paRhay-likhay lokaN wastay hi tay likhiaya ae maiN!
ReplyDeleteTakh haqikat..my view......all these alphabets....kids should not read...not follow....not iplement....except one i.e ..Qu'ran..follow love for countrymen and all humanity...this is my wish for my hamsaya mulk
ReplyDeleteraj kumar chhabra
Thanks Raj Kumar jee, for wishing your neighbours well. :)
ReplyDeleteWell, It is really interesting no doubt but sad too....and I hope one day we will be able to change all the alphabets into a positive and a genuine manners, so that we would be able to feel proud to make our generation to Learn the true meanings of all these alphabets..! Insh'Allah
ReplyDeleteThanks for your kind wishes and comments, SA! Never lose hope! :))
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