Friday, 12 February 2010

Junooni Lies The UN Way

The UN's liar lies on his website (

"Many of you know Salman Ahmad as a rock star and founder of the hugely successful band Junoon. He has sold over 25 million albums and is one of the most popular and exciting musicians in the world."

Salman unsuccessfully tries to copy many guitar players but particularly likes Joe Satriani.

Joe Satriani (aged 57) is a truly world class guitarist who has received 14 Grammy nominations and has sold more than 10 million albums worldwide.

Salman Ahmad (11 years younger to Joe) may have sold 2.5 million, but certainly not 25 million albums!

Never will one lie with such confidence and display on his website ( such exaggerated sales figures unless one has learnt the craft of lying at the UN headquarters.

Recently Ras Siddiqui, Chowk's very own ed-eater and ban-enforcer, reviewed Salman Ahmad's silly book: Rock n' Roll Jihadist—sponsored of course, by the globalists who are bent upon ruining mankind’s future through fake peace-keeping efforts.

Please also read a related older blog titled: Rock n’ Rollin’ Sufi Wanna-be


  1. o sir jee...what this eediot parson salman is...vooaohahahahaaa.. blady jhoota marasi ...!!!! u be catchin him lie vary expertly . .

  2. Thanks, Lamat; I did hear something fall!

  3. Aukha, rich and famous people do lie more than the poor ones. Relax!

  4. Can't wait to read the next one TGH. Hurry!

  5. Lamat, abb itni baycheni bhi theek nahi!

  6. 25 million? wow...
    TGH I was expecting the detailed rebuttal..

  7. Meher, why would I waste more time saying anything more about this UN puppet? The lie has been exposed and Ras Siddiqui must be feeling sorry for having written about this foolish Sufi wanna-be's equally foolish book. It is like the Holocaust industry where the figures are exaggerated.